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B is for Big.

And b is for bulge.

Welcome back Mr. Strokes!

Pictured: Brazzers’ Maya Hills finds out just how big, facing the huge bulge of massively-dicked porn god Criss Strokes in Is Your Boyfriend That Big?

The Cock that Changed Her Mind.*

 

Just when I was ready to dump my membership at Brazzers, they bring back the MASSIVE reason I ever joined to begin with: CRISS STROKES.  His current scene, Lesson Learned the Hard Way with cute as a button, fully-equipped, security guard Ralph Long and men’s room intruder Lexi Love is this little piggy boy’s dream. I haven’t been this happy to see a big-dicked male porn star seated rock hard on a toilet since Lee Ryder in Huge. Five (out of five) squirts.

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*Title from upcoming Brazzers’ Teens Like It Big scene with Criss Strokes, July 8th. See more here [18+], (password = “criss”).

Criss Almighty

Hello, my name is Jeff K. and I’m a cockaholic. I admit that I am absolutely powerless in the face of dick. Big dick. I can’t help myself. I see a guy’s bulge and everything comes to a complete stop. I lose it. All control. In awe, like being slipped some stuff, the world gels into a poorly lit soft focus, leaving this hard fierce radiant object that drops me on a crawl, lips reaching—suddenly I remember the first time I wanted something, anything in my mouth: my fist, daddy’s finger, a blue rubber ring, Jesus, anything just fucking stick it in front of me and please don’t try to make me fucking walk yet, give me a few more months for chrissake. “That’s my big boy, come and get it. . . .”

There must have been some pivotal moment when not just anything could appease my palate. I just knew my mouth wanted dick. Big. Fat. Cock. No substitutes. It helps that I’m gay. And I don’t know why, didn’t care really, but everybody around me wanted to know why, except for the thousands of married men I sucked off, they didn’t care either.

And after meeting hundreds of thousands of dicks, you’d think I’d have grown tired, despondent, “you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all,” right? Whoever said that must not have been looking. Millions of dicks and never one the same, even on twins. Each guys wears his differently. Like snowflakes. Absolutely magical. It still seizes and moves me, the mystery of arousal. “What have we here? Hell-o!” To see his meaty piece rise to the occasion. I know it’s just filling with blood, but I continue to marvel.

JEFF KIRBY, from “Cockaholic”, Queer View Mirror, (Arsenal Pulp Press).



My musings here aren’t entirely focused on my idolatry and it is a primary colour. So, no surprise that the current BIGgest number of daily hits surround mega-hung, flavr-of-the-moment, Criss Strokes. Deservedly so. His cock and body are a beauty to behold. Super lean, ultra-cut/clean . . . and that COCK. Mighty. Glorious. Perfection. Then there’s that celtic cross accentuating the full-length of his forearm and the fact that he’s a tad “goofy” simply endears me to him all the more.

Criss’ rep has increased substantially since my initial post, a staple at Brazzers, he’s also ventured into some solo/gay work. Kudos. It’s rare to find someone who so apparently enjoys displaying his own big cock as much as I take pleasure in devouring. A feast.

Photo: The look on her face (and mine). Criss on display in Brazzers’ The BIG Secret.

“It’s a [BIG] DICK thing.”

 

 

Okay. I’ve been gettin’ off on “straight” porn for the past year.

No, it’s not about the chicks, it’s about the dick. I enjoy watching dudes have their way with the ladies (and vice versa).

As my best friend Paul in New York says, “We’re probably watching the exact same porn and seeing completely different things.”

He’s into big booty. I’m into big dick.

Not that I haven’t gotten off on straight porn before. As a teenage boy in Toledo in the seventies, I’d frequent the Westwood, and the Eastwood, and the strip mall peeps and cinemas to see men’s cocks (both on and off screen). John Holmes. Johnny Harden. Dallas doing Debbie. I didn’t see my first “all-male” film ’til my adventurous trip to the Adonis in NYC (which I’ll save for another entry).

Now, by availability mostly, I’m revisiting my “roots”, with huge (pig-squealing) delight! It started with one of my most frequented sites, XTube (check out “my favourites“), then Mr. Biggz (who also does gay porn as “Bam”), then the whole throat-gagging scene with Brandon Iron pulverising face, then Bangbros and their “Monsters of Cock”, and, most recently, Brazzers with the jawdropping, teen/MILF-fking, CRISS STROKES, my current BIG crush.

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The only “uncool” thing about many of these sites, is that they only index their female stars, and while I can appreciate their primary target market (straight college boys into pussy), if you emphasize anything with a big dick (as these sites most certainly do), a good percentage of your customers are going to be devoted, paying, size queens like myself who would welcome your massive, yummy male stars to be tagged as well.* 

I’m interested in launching a Criss Strokes Fan Club. Anyone care to join me?

more Criss here

Photos: Criss’ junk @ Brazzers.

*Addendum: Brazzers has since remedied this somewhat.